This morning I went out to do my "privacy please". When I started for the patio, the resident cat here jumped out and took after me! He is called Big Red and is twice my size. Mom usually gets between us so he doesn't scare me.
"Mom don't write that!!!! He does Not scare me!"
"Sorry Milton, I can't find the delete button on the ipad. Don't worry nobody reads this. :)"
Anyhoo, Mom was so busy star gazing she failed to notice the cat had joined us! She thinks it is payback because I used to chase him when I first came here.
Mom here-It was a good thing Milton had already piddled or there would have been a trail across the patio!