Sunday, January 26, 2014

#!?#!*!! Cats !!

This morning I went out to do my "privacy please". When I started for the patio, the resident cat here jumped out and took after me! He is called Big Red and is twice my size. Mom usually gets between us so he doesn't scare me.

"Mom don't write that!!!! He does Not scare me!"

"Sorry Milton, I can't find the delete button on the ipad. Don't worry nobody reads this. :)"

Anyhoo, Mom was so busy star gazing she failed to notice the cat had joined us! She thinks it is payback because I used to chase him when I first came here.

Mom here-It was a good thing Milton had already piddled or there would have been a trail across the patio!

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  1. Uh, yeah, Milton, I'm real sorry you got skeered by that stoopid cat.
    Think BIG! I've heard that's what to do if you bump into a cougar. Act BIG! And maybe carry a BIG stick, wouldn't hurt.
    And let your Mom know that we Are Too readin your doggy bloggy! Keep barkin!

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  2. Chased by a cat? I lives with a monster-sized kitty here name of Maurice, he are bigger than us westies, but I ain't chased by him... well, sumtimes I are, but it are when we are playin'... just chase him back...

    And we read where you are havin' problems gettin' on Fizzy's forum... What name did she try to register you under... we will see what we can do to help you out... or contact fizzy's momma or me or whitley via pupmail with your email address and your username... we will fix it so you can be on, then if you want you can change the password once you log in you can... We will fix this for ya, Milton!

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    1. Finley it was dark out and all I could think of was getting onto Momma's warm lap! That is my excuse and I'm sticken to it! Bol! That darn cat never wants to play when I try to persuade him.
      Thanks for the web advice too.

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  3. Cats ain't scary - I luvs dem! We all play chase together. Sometimes his claws scare me too.

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    1. Their scary when they jump out of the dark and your not expecting it!!

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  4. OMD, Milton!! I r sowwy yu wuz bisciouswy attacked by dat darn cat! Hey, dat wuz a moobie my Momma sawed when hur wuz jus' a lil' kid!!

    Anywayz, we du SO wead yur bwog, siwwy Milton's Mom!! So dere!

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    1. Da moobie wuz called 'Dat Darn Cat', I meened tu say. Back in dose 1960s!

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    2. Thank you Zaidie Pup. I knew you would understand!

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    3. Momma remembers that movie. They sure are old huh.

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  5. Yup, I gots an ancient of days growlmy too...sigh...and she does help me do things like read Milton's Blog! Yeah! BOL!

    Sorry 'bout the kitty...I know, I gots 2 of them here...

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